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Um, is it just me......
(3 replies)
started by
tjshere
(12.07.2001 3:19:29 PM EST)
Or are these bizarre comments very hard to comment on?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
The Earth
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(12.07.2001 3:35:08 AM EST)
was flat once, perhaps it curled up from being left out in the sun to long !
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