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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000

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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.

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Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/07/2001
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That´s what happens to cheese when you leave it out. -Age 6

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Um, is it just me...... (3 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.07.2001 3:19:29 PM EST)

Or are these bizarre comments very hard to comment on?

Check out that tongue action!
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The Earth (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(12.07.2001 3:35:08 AM EST)

was flat once, perhaps it curled up from being left out in the sun to long !

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