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"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001

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#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

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... is so fat, When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/07/2001
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That´s what happens to cheese when you leave it out. -Age 6

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Um, is it just me...... (3 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.07.2001 3:19:29 PM EST)

Or are these bizarre comments very hard to comment on?

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The Earth (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(12.07.2001 3:35:08 AM EST)

was flat once, perhaps it curled up from being left out in the sun to long !

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