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Blind Man Arrested For Driving

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/01/2000
 
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TRELEW, Argentina - Police stopped a man and his daughter because he was driving erratic. Imagine their surprise when they realized he was blind! He was driving, through town with the help of his 13-year-old daughter! Police say that she turned the steering wheel while he changed gears, accelerated and braked according to her instructions. And, it´s not like the guy NEVER had a license: he recently went blind because of diabetes and had a valid driver´s license. He´s still going to be charged with dangerous conduct.

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FUCKED (0 replies)
started by lews9999
(10.29.2000 2:33:09 AM EST)

this is shit

FUCk THIS RULES

cellphone (0 replies)
started by becks2mo
(09.19.2000 8:12:34 PM EST)

at least he was not talking on a cellphone

Beck mo

WHAT A CROCK!! (0 replies)
started by ceadmillefalte
(07.28.2000 5:23:08 PM EST)

I bet he drives better than most seeing drivers!!

Ceadmillefalte

People are STUPID!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.04.2000 7:49:24 PM EST)

Who would ask their blind father to drive them somewhere? What a RETARD!!

Argintina? (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:20:46 PM EST)

I think I'll be staying away from Argentina for awhile. "Don't cry for me Argentina...."

Hey, he probably can drive... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 12:21:24 PM EST)

better than some people I see...damn, people gotta live in NYC for a while to learn how to drive, yo.

Let this be a lesson... (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.02.2000 10:56:41 PM EST)

Don't jerk off while you're driving!



SEND HIM TO JAIL (1 reply)
started by mikeschaefferjr
(07.02.2000 5:38:10 PM EST)

SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL

BIG SEXY IN DA HOUSE!!!

silly (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 11:52:44 AM EST)

on night... i chicl fingered herself

Aguente el ciguito, fiera!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 7:48:17 PM EST)

This history resumes Argentinean way of thinking, WE CAN DO EVERYTHING, EVEN WITH OUR EYES CLOSED...

yeah (0 replies)  
started by Albatros
(07.01.2000 0:04:54 AM EST)

well aint that nice. 1st off he's an old guy, and old ppl cant drive anyways, and to make things better he's blind.. this guys battin a thousand... why the hell would u drive if your blind anyways?

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