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TRELEW, Argentina - Police stopped a man and his daughter because he was driving erratic. Imagine their surprise when they realized he was blind! He was driving, through town with the help of his 13-year-old daughter! Police say that she turned the steering wheel while he changed gears, accelerated and braked according to her instructions. And, it´s not like the guy NEVER had a license: he recently went blind because of diabetes and had a valid driver´s license. He´s still going to be charged with dangerous conduct.
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FUCKED
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lews9999
(10.29.2000 2:33:09 AM EST)
this is shit
FUCk THIS RULES
cellphone
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started by
becks2mo
(09.19.2000 8:12:34 PM EST)
at least he was not talking on a cellphone
Beck mo
WHAT A CROCK!!
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ceadmillefalte
(07.28.2000 5:23:08 PM EST)
I bet he drives better than most seeing drivers!!
Ceadmillefalte
People are STUPID!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.04.2000 7:49:24 PM EST)
Who would ask their blind father to drive them somewhere? What a RETARD!!
Argintina?
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started by
garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:20:46 PM EST)
I think I'll be staying away from Argentina for awhile. "Don't cry for me Argentina...."
Hey, he probably can drive...
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started by
SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 12:21:24 PM EST)
better than some people I see...damn, people gotta live in NYC for a while to learn how to drive, yo.
silly
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 11:52:44 AM EST)
on night... i chicl fingered herself
Aguente el ciguito, fiera!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 7:48:17 PM EST)
This history resumes Argentinean way of thinking, WE CAN DO EVERYTHING, EVEN WITH OUR EYES CLOSED...
yeah
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Albatros
(07.01.2000 0:04:54 AM EST)
well aint that nice. 1st off he's an old guy, and old ppl cant drive anyways, and to make things better he's blind.. this guys battin a thousand... why the hell would u drive if your blind anyways?
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