"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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TRELEW, Argentina - Police stopped a man and his daughter because he was driving erratic. Imagine their surprise when they realized he was blind! He was driving, through town with the help of his 13-year-old daughter! Police say that she turned the steering wheel while he changed gears, accelerated and braked according to her instructions. And, it´s not like the guy NEVER had a license: he recently went blind because of diabetes and had a valid driver´s license. He´s still going to be charged with dangerous conduct.
FUCKED started by
lews9999
(10.29.2000 2:33:09 AM EST)
this is shit
FUCk THIS RULES
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