"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medical—medical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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TRELEW, Argentina - Police stopped a man and his daughter because he was driving erratic. Imagine their surprise when they realized he was blind! He was driving, through town with the help of his 13-year-old daughter! Police say that she turned the steering wheel while he changed gears, accelerated and braked according to her instructions. And, it´s not like the guy NEVER had a license: he recently went blind because of diabetes and had a valid driver´s license. He´s still going to be charged with dangerous conduct.
Argintina? started by
garbagetime
(07.03.2000 7:20:46 PM EST)
I think I'll be staying away from Argentina for awhile. "Don't cry for me Argentina...."
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