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TRELEW, Argentina - Police stopped a man and his daughter because he was driving erratic. Imagine their surprise when they realized he was blind! He was driving, through town with the help of his 13-year-old daughter! Police say that she turned the steering wheel while he changed gears, accelerated and braked according to her instructions. And, it´s not like the guy NEVER had a license: he recently went blind because of diabetes and had a valid driver´s license. He´s still going to be charged with dangerous conduct.
People are STUPID!! started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.04.2000 7:49:24 PM EST)
Who would ask their blind father to drive them somewhere? What a RETARD!!
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