"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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BROCKLEHURST, New South Wales - Too much alcohol will make anyone batty, but what do bats get when they are drunk? One poor little creature became intoxicated after becoming trapped in a beer bottle in Australia. He must have had one heck of a hangover because he spent a week recovering from the ordeal in the care of a local vet. No one knows why the bat chose to go into the bottle in the first place. According to Dennis Whitton, who helped take care of the bat, It´s not like beer is a natural part of a bat´s diet. I have to say a beer bottle is the strange
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uh...
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started by
barryb
(05.01.2001 1:08:59 PM EST)
is the strange what?
bb
A quick change
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started by
sted5
(05.01.2001 9:14:59 AM EST)
hey PK now im on top---a sted sandwich
I have to admit...
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started by
MissPK
(05.01.2001 9:07:18 AM EST)
...when I drink too much I become a little "batty" :-)
Hey Sted, LQQK! Im on top! "Second!"
*wink,giggle,blush*
The bat wanted a drink
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sted5
(05.01.2001 1:25:45 AM EST)
Like most aussies he was a piss head
Wow!!! im first
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