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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
ha ha ha
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bullboy
(12.06.2000 1:33:22 PM EST)
ha ha ha ha ha
yep
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started by
rook30505
(12.06.2000 1:11:42 AM EST)
I'm suprised those Italians didn't boil her head and serve the rice with marinara(yes,they are that cheap).
Pikachu is the devil.
hmm
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brucewolcott
(12.05.2000 8:25:37 PM EST)
dont ya hate when that happens??
thumbs up :Þ
geeze...
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started by
cspimp
(12.05.2000 3:09:19 PM EST)
haven't they ever heard of a vaccum????
Kill whitey!!!!!!
She was saving it for later
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started by
DogBreath
(12.05.2000 11:40:57 AM EST)
A word of warning to the soon to be brides. Put down that mosquito netting thing on the way to the car.
Thank God it didn't happen in the US....they would have sued Uncle Ben for not warning people to not throw it at weddings.
Warning this package of rice contains small parts that may enter body orifices if hurled. These include the bride's ear and the grooms pee hole if his fly is down.
So next time only toss rocks, fist sized or larger please.
RICE IN YOUR EAR
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started by
donut38
(12.05.2000 0:04:36 AM EST)
IS BETTER THAN MUD IN YOUR EYE
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