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LONDON - In an effort to make a happier, bustier soldier the British army has paid for a number of its female personnel to have breast enlargements, the Ministry of Defense said. And it´s not even just officers. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent cosmetic surgery worth $3,600, courtesy of the armed forces. A ministry spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so.
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pimpgod169
(05.14.2001 11:41:02 AM EST)
That's just fuckin dumb. Why can't the U.S. Armed forces do that? That'd definitly solve our problems of not having enough people to join the reserves.Sex is the best exercise!!!
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Big Guns
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SSGHercules
(05.10.2001 3:04:17 PM EST)
As a US Army NCO, I think the U.S. should take on such a policy. I don't know about helping the females self esteem but I think it would be money well spent. Most definatly give us something to bust our moral.
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Im just curious...
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DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 6:22:48 PM EST)
how is this going to help the brits in war again...oh well!HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS!!!
Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!
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I'm your prisoner but don't poke my eyes out!
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willi
(05.09.2001 6:11:43 PM EST)
Like the Brits, we need our female American troopers going into battle with a new-found confidence and self-esteem knowing that they have a couple of "lethal weapons" leading the way.
War is good!
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