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LONDON - In an effort to make a happier, bustier soldier the British army has paid for a number of its female personnel to have breast enlargements, the Ministry of Defense said. And it´s not even just officers. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent cosmetic surgery worth $3,600, courtesy of the armed forces. A ministry spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so.
Im just curious... started by
DeaddyBear
(05.09.2001 6:22:48 PM EST)
how is this going to help the brits in war again...oh well!HOOTERS HOOTERS HOOTERS!!!
Yeah........thats right biatch, I am the man!
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