British Army Boasts Best-Stacked Soldiers In The World
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/09/2001
LONDON - In an effort to make a happier, bustier soldier the British army has paid for a number of its female personnel to have breast enlargements, the Ministry of Defense said. And it´s not even just officers. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent cosmetic surgery worth $3,600, courtesy of the armed forces. A ministry spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Title:	Sodium fluoride is our friend
By:	proverbialchump
Date:	05.09.2001 10:59 PM EST

I have two words for the Brit's. "Tooth paste."

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Sodium fluoride is our friend   started by proverbialchump (05.09.2001 10:59:55 PM EST) I have two words for the Brit's. "Tooth paste."

How many Brits do you know? by TheSweetestThing (05.10.2001 11:23:03 PM EST) I don't know how you got on the topic of British dental care from an article on the British military paying for breast augmentation, but you've obviously don't know any British people and have probably been watching too much Saturday Night Live. I just spent three months living in London, and I can tell you that by and large their teeth are fine (with the exception of a few, just like everywhere else). While I was there I did recieve a bit of "country bashing" being called a variety of different names by people who were obviously quite ignorant. It was quite apparent that Americans aren't as "loved" as we think we are, so let's not give the rest of the world a reason to hate us because of lame attempts at humor which ultimately are more of an insult than anything. It's really not appreciated on either side of "the pond." If you're not weird, you're not normal.

Hello S.T. by proverbialchump (05.11.2001 8:52:58 PM EST) As a veteran of desert storm, I had the pleasure of knowing alot of British folks. Yes they did have all 28 teeth. But unlike you they knew what to take serious and what not to take serious. What I had posted was just a joke. You know, every country is stereotyped for something. We Americans are all known to be fat, right, not really. But its funny. No I do not watch SNL, its not funny. BTW, who besides you thinks all Americans are loved by other countries. Jeez... Get a grip. I apologize to you for straying from the exact topic of the article. I will try to be more focused (for you) from now on. But I would like to point out to you that Goofball is a place not to be taken seriously. Its just a place to laugh, and they can get pretty twisted on some jokes. Key word here is Joke. If yoy dont think my comment was funny, thats fine. But if youre gonna get all serious in here, and try to save the world. May I suggest surfing somewhere else. Lighten up a little, its all in good fun. :)

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