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British Army Boasts Best-Stacked Soldiers In The World
LONDON - In an effort to make a happier, bustier soldier the British army has paid for a number of its female personnel to have breast enlargements, the Ministry of Defense said. And it´s not even just officers. In one case, a 27-year-old corporal underwent cosmetic surgery worth $3,600, courtesy of the armed forces. A ministry spokesman defended the policy, saying that surgery would only be paid for if there was an overriding physical or psychological reason to do so.
As a US Army NCO, I think the U.S. should take on such a policy. I don't know about helping the females self esteem but I think it would be money well spent. Most definatly give us something to bust our moral.
Big Guns started by
SSGHercules
(05.10.2001 3:04:17 PM EST)
As a US Army NCO, I think the U.S. should take on such a policy. I don't know about helping the females self esteem but I think it would be money well spent. Most definatly give us something to bust our moral.
from one nco to another by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.12.2001 2:16:17 PM EST)
Please read the first line of the NCO creed, and see if this was called for.
And yet, another NCO by
proverbialchump
(05.13.2001 9:40:38 PM EST)
Hey Herc, do you think sgt. anonymous their, is a firm believer in the dont ask dont tell policy?
I agree by
SSGHercules
(05.31.2001 2:30:16 PM EST)
What part of the NCO Creed says that I can't enjoy nice Tits? He must be an NCO in the Rump Rangers.
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