Canadian Prime Minister Gets a Pie in the Puss
By: BizarreNews	Published: 09/22/2000
PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND, Canada - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretian recently got a cream pie in the face during a visit to Prince Edward Island. The incident occurred at the Charlottetown Civic Center, where Chretien was attending a local exhibition. The attacker, who later identified himself as Evan Brown, walked up to Chretien as police were opening a way for him through the crowd and slapped the pie right into his kisser. Brown then ran off, but the Royal Canadian Mounted Police caught up with him moments later and led him away. Chretien was visibly shaken and angry, but unhurt. Aides quickly led him to a nearby washroom where he cleaned the pie off his face. He did not comment on the incident. As Brown, 23, was being escorted away, he told reporters that he belonged to the PEI (Prince Edward Island) Pie Brigade, and had made the attack as a protest from students, a protest for people on welfare and a protest against federal government´s support for genetically modified food. Brown was later charged with assault but was released on bail on condition that he stay away from the prime minister. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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The typical yank (0 replies) started by Embryo (10.17.2000 0:39:15 AM EST) SHWANEE, Kansas - A Shawnee convenience store clerk will remember to use duct tape next time he decides to rip off his employers. The 19-year-old clerk at the Texaco Starmart told police early Thursday that a man had called the store and ordered him to tape over the camera lenses. Then the man supposedly walked in, pointed a pistol at the clerk and demanded money. The story would have been believable, had the clerk not used transparent tape to cover the lens of the camera. According to Shawnee Police Lt. Mitch Brim, It´s one of those things where (the videotape) looks a little fuzzy, but I don´t see any robbery in there. Within hours, police were writing a report describing how the clerk had staged the crime himself. They released the clerk and planned to send a report to the district attorney´s office. Hahahahahahahahaha the US is full of stupid dolts like this. They are everywhere.

Both countries are jokes (0 replies) started by Embryo (10.17.2000 0:34:04 AM EST) Canada is run by a old hair lipped asshole and is populated by never ending complaining frenchmen and indians and the U.S. ... well it has always been run by a fucking dolt. Look at the latest idiot. Most Americans are fat and lazy. You have more all you can eat buffet restaurants per capita then anywhere else on earth. No wonder you are all slobs. When your number 1 TV show is Jerry Springer that says alot about your citizens ... fat assed trailer trash. Of course when another 35 or 50 million mexicans sneak across the border they will give your country something it never had before ... STYLE. You fucking dolts couldn't find your country on a map if it was outlined in red ink.

when atcking (0 replies) started by thefox (09.26.2000 2:38:09 PM EST) try a gun rather than a pie

wow. (0 replies) started by VladTepes (09.24.2000 10:37:47 PM EST) in response to donut38's statement about canadians balls, in america we have big brains and dont do stupid shit like that. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

What the fuck? (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.23.2000 3:57:02 PM EST) How many fucking Canadians are on this site? Fuck off! Canada SUCKS!!!!!!!

A FaT NiGgAz BaLLz Yo! (0 replies) started by TuNaHeLpEr (09.22.2000 11:23:44 PM EST) One time this nigger sat on my face and tok a shit on his nuts!!!Dont ask that was a long nite....And there was this otha time where the shit flavored sand nigga and he told me "My balls are all green and brown and shit!!" and he startin pissin out his ass and shittin out his ballz and i was just like chirmph shlarpe pizza gook cream cheese chyapage.And thats about it ya slimy fuck!! :)

NEWS?!!?!?!?!? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.22.2000 2:57:06 PM EST) This happened over a month ago. You americans are fucking idiots

This story is true! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.22.2000 11:29:17 AM EST) It was great to see. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

YANKEE (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.22.2000 10:36:50 AM EST) AMERICANS ALL MUST DIE

He got a cream pie in the puss? (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.22.2000 9:38:16 AM EST) Oh, but not THAT kind of cream pie. Damn. I was hoping it was some recently-fucked woman who had wrapped her legs around the PM's head and squeezed the jizz all over his face. Now THAT would have made quite a protest statement!

Nice slap shot..... (0 replies) started by burlingtony (09.22.2000 2:31:15 AM EST) all Canadians are hockey pucks. Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Sounds like a ton o' fun (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.22.2000 1:53:48 AM EST) Was the student drunk? He should have been, it's his duty as a student. R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) "When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"

what ? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.22.2000 1:34:12 AM EST) I read bout this 2 weeks ago. what you americas are pretty slow

Better idea... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.22.2000 0:54:58 AM EST) He should have given the genetically unmodified pie to somebody on welfare, and then gone to class. Take time to stop and smell the panties.

that`s canada (0 replies)   started by donut38 (09.22.2000 0:20:20 AM EST) in canada we have balls the size of oranges and some of us are dumb enough to do stupid shit like that

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