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Cat Nap Not So Purrr-fect for Burglar

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/30/2000
 
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Bartlett, New Hampshire - Falling asleep on the job couldn´t have come at a worse time for Daniel Wootton, 21, of Bridgton, Maine. Wootton was arrested this weekend on account of felony burglary charges after entering and raiding a home Saturday afternoon. After turning the house upside down, Wootton placed his heap of stolen goods by the door, and then decided to take a nap. He said he was real tired and so he was just going to take a quick nap, said police Chief Bob Snow. Unfortunately his internal alarm clock just didn´t buzz. A neighbor first sighted the intruder´s car in the driveway, and when the police arrived they arrested Wootton after waking him from his slumber.

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hmm... (2 replies)
started by oxbrain
(09.30.2000 4:43:23 AM EST)

I just got an idea for a new burglar prevention system.
seal off your house and flood it with sleeping gas when your not home...

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what a dumb ass (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.30.2000 1:17:14 AM EST)

what a dumb ass

lmao, what a total dumbass.... (1 reply)
started by SuicideKing
(09.30.2000 1:08:11 AM EST)

house jobs are so simple, this guy must have had some sort of drug habit that would leave him that tired he had to sleep during a burglary, where your heart is normally beating fast anyway from adrenaline

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whipped! (0 replies)  
started by willi
(09.30.2000 0:12:37 AM EST)

You know that burglarizin' is some hard work. Speaking of stealing, I'm going to take this no. 1!

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