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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
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 Chastity Lock | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/05/2002 | | |  |
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MORRISTOWN, TN - A man who thought his wife was cheating on him decided to take drastic measures and placed what he called a chastity lock through his wife´s genitals. Floyd Weseman is being charged with aggravated assault after his wife fled away in terror and filed charges against her demented husband. He allegedly cut holes on both sides of her vagina and inserted a 3/4 inch lock through the holes. When arrested, police found the key on his person.
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If his wife was a bank,
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willi
(02.05.2002 7:47:32 PM EST)
I'd quit being a patron. After all, if you can't make a deposit, you most certainly can't make a withdrawal.
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I bet
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marvin
(02.05.2002 4:29:45 AM EST)
the locksmith went away with a smile on his face.
But that is sick, I hope they throw the key away on him ! 
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