"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
Random Quote
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." —Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
PLANTATION, Florida - Alfred Fiser will check his pockets a little more carefully after he dropped a business card and a blank check during a bank robbery near Fort Lauderdale. Fiser pulled an envelope from his shirt pocket after a teller at the World Savings Bank that he was robbing told him there were no envelopes to put the money in. He then fled with an undetermined amount of money, not noticing the discarded items on the floor. Police used the items to trace Fiser to his home where they arrested him for grand theft and bank robbery.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
wtf
(0 replies)
started by
hippie27
(07.31.2000 2:28:42 AM EST)
he is a total moron
1st
(0 replies)
started by
h8suall
(07.31.2000 1:06:47 AM EST)
I RULE
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
