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	George W. Bush
	"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003

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	"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynj jvyy unir cevinpl." —"(When cryptography is outlawed only outlaws will have cryptography")

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	#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.

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	Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes? A. Neither has he.

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	Slinkys were invented by an airplane mechanic; he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use of one of the springs.