"I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists."-ibid
"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame" Vice President Dan Quayle
#100 In a year, the average person walks 4 miles makeing their bed.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
Q. What do Princess Di and the Queen Mum have in common? A. They both died pushing 102
GRETNA, Louisiana - In case you were wondering, it´s now legal
to throw women´s panties from Carnival floats in this Louisiana town. The Gretna City Council voted 4-0 Monday night in favor of the new law. Panties were originally part of a bill that makes it illegal to throw anything that depicts male or female genitalia, is lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia. Panties were removed from that bill after protestors argued that panties are on display at department stores across the nation.
(06.26.2000 4:50:36 PM EST)
look out for the granny panties and fat girls ....some of them might cover the parade floats !!!
duh is this for real ?
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