"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis." Conan O'Brien, Comedian
#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
GRETNA, Louisiana - In case you were wondering, it´s now legal
to throw women´s panties from Carnival floats in this Louisiana town. The Gretna City Council voted 4-0 Monday night in favor of the new law. Panties were originally part of a bill that makes it illegal to throw anything that depicts male or female genitalia, is lewd or lascivious and includes, but is not limited to, condoms and inflatable paraphernalia. Panties were removed from that bill after protestors argued that panties are on display at department stores across the nation.
(06.26.2000 4:50:36 PM EST)
look out for the granny panties and fat girls ....some of them might cover the parade floats !!!
duh is this for real ?
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