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BOSTON, MA - A convicted killer is convinced he is a woman trapped in a man´s body and he/she plans on doing something about it. The felon has filed a federal lawsuit to force the state to pay for a sex change. Robert Kosilek, who is serving a life sentence for killing his wife in 1990, claims it is cruel and unusual punishment to prevent him from becoming a woman. Since his conviction in 1993, Kosilek, 50, has been denied the hormones and surgery that would allow him to assume some level of psycho-sexual congruity, as he put it in court papers. Correction officials have attempted to have the case dismissed.
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HHmmmmm
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.28.2001 2:40:20 PM EST)
Can u say scary??? He probably just wants to change to a woman so he can flee to Mexico w/o being noticed er something along those lines...... ok, maybe not it's the thought that counts.
COOL
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donut38
(01.28.2001 0:11:09 AM EST)
A SPELLING TEST
riiiight
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psychorabbit8
(10.13.2000 7:09:05 PM EST)
Great job. You...uh...didn't misspell anything...?
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