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Cop Strips Law Enforcement to Bare Essentials

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/01/2001
 
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SUFFOLK COUNTY, NY - An as yet unidentified police officer has allegedly been dispensing his own brand of justice to drunk drivers, especially of the female persuasion. 27-year-old Angelina Torres said a Suffolk County cop forced her to walk home in panties and high heels after he made a DWI stop. Torres said she passed a Breathalyzer test but the officer kept giving her sobriety tests until she failed. He then ordered her to strip and forced her to walk the four blocks home in frigid weather, following her all the way in his squad car. Since then two more women have come forward to complain about the same treatment. Suffolk County Police Commissioner John Gallagher said police are investigating the allegations. Torres is suing the county for $15 million.

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canadian (1 reply)
started by jayboy6969
(02.07.2001 1:43:31 AM EST)

At least in canada we would'nt have the thought to do this but it seems you americans live to sue, I guess that explains your agorance in everything you do even though we only own a dingy for our navy but bring your ass up here and get it kicked by some of us soveirgn loving folk!!!!!! a-holes!

I like it I like it alot

what's worse? (0 replies)
started by travellerfrank
(02.03.2001 5:53:57 PM EST)

going naked to beat an arrest
-OR-
humilating people instead of arresting
-OR-
making up an absurd story to
fleece the taxpayers,humilate the police, and attack the integrity of the law enforcement system
{{fyi,insurance companies will settle at or below a set amount no matter how frilious the suit}}

re:dwi---in the late 60's, the women's temperance league was still giving out pencils with their name on them----I'm to believe that people who are responsible enough to vote are not responsible enough to drink and not drive---and the same people [the new temperance league called mothers] want to raise the drinking age to 25 because 1/2 the dwi's are =<25.
{{of coarse there always is an 1/2 amount, and therefore the drinkling age will eventually rise to almost the life expendency age;by lowering the amount of BAC, they can keep the raw number of DWI's high enough to warrant federal intervention----

oh yes-- dwi's should loose their license,and mandatory jail should follow subsequent dwi's;
but more importantly, 18 year olds should be able to drink.you punish people for what they do, not what they can do.

beware the food police,their real agenda is secret.

so long,and thanks for the fish

who gives a shit? (0 replies)
started by shaftman
(02.03.2001 4:25:11 PM EST)

I'd rather walk around with my crank hanging out with a bunch of lillith fair femminist twats armed with steaknives and scissiors than get a dwi. Well, maybe not.

NUETRAL (0 replies)
started by JFBFIT
(02.03.2001 3:37:24 PM EST)

THAT COP OBVIOUSLY HAS A PERVERTED
PROBLEM AND NOW HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR IT. SHE PAYED THE PRICE BY WALK-
ING HOME IN THE FRIGID WEATHER. HE
DIDN'T STICK A GUN TO HER HEAD AND TELL HER TO STRIP,SO SHE PROBABLY
WANTED TO DO IT ANYWAY THINKING SHE
WAS GOING TO GET A LAW SUIT. THE
SAME WITH THE OTHER BITCHES THAT DID
IT.DUMBASSES WON'T RECEIVE A DIME.

its all good

sounds like you idiots... (0 replies)
started by cyco
(02.02.2001 4:41:25 PM EST)

are friends of hers!

hey now!

What a bunch of shit (0 replies)
started by jay585cool
(02.02.2001 1:03:02 AM EST)

I know the broad. SHe's a dumb crackhead, whore. The cops did everything they could for her and her scumbag boyfriend. Rot in hell, Torres!!

Man... (0 replies)
started by Hellraiser
(02.01.2001 11:48:47 PM EST)

How stupid can you be to actually listen to some prick ass cop when he tells you to do something like that? I would have told him to fork over a few PBA cards and let me go unless he wanted a huge scandel. I live near where that happened and honestly I don't know who's the bigger moron, the cop or the chick.

stupid bitch (0 replies)
started by herry
(02.01.2001 7:05:32 PM EST)

I am from Suffolk. That lady could'nt live more than 10 minutes from me, in Mastic. From that town she probably deserved it.

half true (0 replies)
started by kngnothen
(02.01.2001 3:36:39 PM EST)

the cop was identified

shut up (0 replies)
started by skinhed
(02.01.2001 3:21:37 PM EST)

im from suffolk and so what! dwi is the worst crime there is. i dont care if she wasnt that drunk. she was drunk. go cops!

fuck off

All Cops (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.01.2001 11:56:54 AM EST)

If half of the police force is crooked and the other half cover up for them, THEN THEY ARE ALL BAD!!!

FUCK YOU TOO ANONYMOUS (0 replies)
started by noliejames
(02.01.2001 11:48:57 AM EST)

You obviously have a problem with authority. I'm not saying that what this cop did was right, but not all cops deserve a bum rap. That's just as bad as being racist or a homophobe. Get a life.

-Nolie-

Cop have been doing that a lot in Long Island (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.01.2001 11:27:22 AM EST)

They like to strip girls down and make them walk around naked to teach them a lesson. I personally think cops should burn in hell!!!!

Fuck the cops!

hmmm (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(02.01.2001 10:55:27 AM EST)

Maam, your high beams are on!

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

THAT`S ANOTHER COP (2 replies)  
started by donut38
(02.01.2001 0:03:08 AM EST)

THAT NEED A GOOD KICK IN THE HEAD I
THOUGHT ALL THE BAD COPS WORKED IN STOON

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