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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind."
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
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sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 Dead Husband Stays Home For Four Months | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/03/2000 | | |  |
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MUNICH - In an effort to postpone reality, an elderly German woman kept her dead husband in bed for four months. The husband´s sister became suspicious when she repeatedly called the house, and the wife told her that he did not want to see any visitors. The sister eventually called the police and they confirmed that the 76-year-old man had died of natural causes. Previous to this discovery, in 1998 a man from Hamburg was found sitting in front of his television; he had been dead for five years.
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dude i cant belive that
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 1:21:38 PM EST)
How could someone be dead for 5 years and no one noticed!thast foked up!damm O well thats weird good site!
*~*minnesota teen!*~*
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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