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HOWARD, PA - When Connie Beck and her husband awoke to strange noises, they thought high winds were rattling their windows. What they found was even more unexpected: A deer was taking a bubble bath in their tub. The deer burst through the front door, ran past the couple´s bedroom and into the bathroom, somehow managing to turn on the water in the tub and knocking over a bottle of bubble bath. He then submerged himself in the frothy water. The Becks called state Game Commission officials, who arrived at their Center County home with tranquilizers and a lot of laughter. The animal was subdued, removed from the house and released.
I have a more plausible story: This yokel hits the deer with his truck knocking it unconscious. He wants to have sex with it, but it stinks too bad, so he takes it home and puts it in the tub. Then the deer wakes up and starts kicking the shit out or everything; his wife came home unexpectedly; and this was the best story he could make up.
Anyone believe this? started by
OliverClozoff
(06.21.2000 1:06:11 AM EST)
I have a more plausible story: This yokel hits the deer with his truck knocking it unconscious. He wants to have sex with it, but it stinks too bad, so he takes it home and puts it in the tub. Then the deer wakes up and starts kicking the shit out or everything; his wife came home unexpectedly; and this was the best story he could make up.
OliverClozoff
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