"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
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MASSACHUSETTS - Dr. William Moore of Boxford, Mass. was doing a little home improvement with a rented backhoe in his yard when he noticed a strong smell of natural gas. He called the gas company to report it, but before they could send anyone out the good doctor called back to tell them not to bother. His house was gone. The explosion and resulting fire completely consumed his five-bedroom, half-million dollar home.
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Bush/ Gore/Bush/Gore
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.13.2000 11:09:03 PM EST)
What is the difference.If they had any brains they would dangerous.
beano
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:06:08 PM EST)
I wounder if he just had beans for breakfast and tried to blame it on the gas company??? What an asshole....
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labialips
(06.06.2000 2:07:37 AM EST)
NO COMMENT SAYS NO COMMENT
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Brain Surgeon
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Vaughn
(06.05.2000 6:59:57 AM EST)
To top it all off ... He's probably a BRAIN SURGEON ... Duh !!!
Serves him right...
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OliverClozoff
(06.04.2000 0:47:28 AM EST)
He probably charges about $800/hr. for his time, and still he tries to beat a $20/hr. backhoe operator out of a half day's wages. Fuck 'im.
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