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Dog Coughs Up a Couple of Karats

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/11/2000
 
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PEABODY, Massachusetts - A newlywed couple can now begin to enjoy their

honeymoon in Hawaii, happy in the knowledge that their

yellow Labrador retriever, Liza, had returned their

wedding ring back home. Mark Meltz said he´d left the

ring on a counter so he´d remember to give it to his

brother for Monday´s wedding. When he didn´t see it,

he assumed that his bride-to-be, Hillary, had taken

it. But when the ring was nowhere to be found, Meltz

took the dog to the vet where an X-ray confirmed the

ring was inside Liza. At the afternoon wedding, Meltz

presented Hillary with the X-ray film instead of the

ring where fortunately, she broke into laughter

instead of tears. Meltz´s parents agreed to keep an

eye on Liza, expecting her to give up the ring in

the traditional doggy way. After being fed a heaping

portion of dog treats, Liza tossed her cookies, and

the ring, out onto the Meltzes´ rug.

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Title: yeah thats it trendkill
By: doublej1984
Date: 10.11.2000 12:42 PM EST

are you going to do that for him? Why not just have the dog shit the ring out of his ass. Course then I would DARE her to put the ring back on. You never quite get that smell out.

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are you going to do that for him? Why not just have the dog shit the ring out of his ass. Course then I would DARE her to put the ring back on. You never quite get that smell out.


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