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Dog Coughs Up a Couple of Karats

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/11/2000
 
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PEABODY, Massachusetts - A newlywed couple can now begin to enjoy their

honeymoon in Hawaii, happy in the knowledge that their

yellow Labrador retriever, Liza, had returned their

wedding ring back home. Mark Meltz said he´d left the

ring on a counter so he´d remember to give it to his

brother for Monday´s wedding. When he didn´t see it,

he assumed that his bride-to-be, Hillary, had taken

it. But when the ring was nowhere to be found, Meltz

took the dog to the vet where an X-ray confirmed the

ring was inside Liza. At the afternoon wedding, Meltz

presented Hillary with the X-ray film instead of the

ring where fortunately, she broke into laughter

instead of tears. Meltz´s parents agreed to keep an

eye on Liza, expecting her to give up the ring in

the traditional doggy way. After being fed a heaping

portion of dog treats, Liza tossed her cookies, and

the ring, out onto the Meltzes´ rug.

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Title: Isn't that where all rings come from?
By: SuicideKing
Date: 10.11.2000 1:06 PM EST

Yeah, the dog usually stands near the alter and hacks up the ring


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Isn't that where all rings come from?  
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Yeah, the dog usually stands near the alter and hacks up the ring


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