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Dog Enlightened During a Walk in the Park

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/22/2001
 
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CHICAGO, Illinois - Dogs generally light up when their owner offers to

take them for a walk in the park. However, Portia, a 5

year-old black Labrador retriever, was in for quite

a shock during her walk with owner Kerry Sorvino. As

the 70-pound canine stepped onto a metal plate

covering an electrical vault on the sidewalk, it began

to convulse uncontrollably as a voltage of electricity

surged through its body. Sorvino, not knowing what was

wrong, bent over to calm the squealing pooch and was

bitten on the hand. A passerby summoned a veterinarian

from an animal hospital and he tried to give Portia

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. However, he kept getting

a shock from her lips and was unable to save her. City

officials said a frayed wire apparently contacted the

cover plate set into the sidewalk on Wrightwood near

Lincoln and Sheffield. An investigation is being done

as to whether other city electrical vaults will be

checked.

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Title: You can do that?
By: NakedCanuck
Date: 01.22.2001 1:49 PM EST


Hey barnyardstyle! I guess in some situations it is OK for you to kiss an animal!
But I don't think this is what you meant when you asked that question.....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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Hey barnyardstyle! I guess in some situations it is OK for you to kiss an animal!
But I don't think this is what you meant when you asked that question.....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.


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