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LONDON - What has to be one of the MOST bizarre stories we have heard comes once again from those wacky Brits. Heather Perry, 29, says she has finally cured her chronic fatigue by resorting to do-it-yourself brain surgery and drilling a hole in her own head. It´s an ancient technique called trepanning - cutting away a section of the scalp and drilling into the skull. Perry´s bid to rid herself of the inflammation of her brain and spinal chord, by drilling a two-centimeter hole to allow blood to flow more easily around the brain, almost went wrong when she drilled too far and penetrated a membrane protecting her brain tissue. She performed the operation under local anesthetic in front of a mirror and a camera crew.
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Oh NO!
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queenk
(04.25.2001 0:16:45 AM EST)
What happened to darwinism!!
Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.
brain dead
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started by
loellke1
(12.05.2000 11:54:04 PM EST)
should have run out one of the other holes in her head
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started by
914
(10.31.2000 1:45:35 AM EST)
what an idiot...
bang bang
thump thump
the whole thing i think its(sic)
idiot
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wetpnt
(09.27.2000 6:38:00 AM EST)
What an idiot
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