Drop The Pounds...Add The Inches
By: BizarreNews	Published: 10/03/2000
NEW YORK - New proof of the ultimate nightmare. Eating all that fatty food, saturating your blood with cholesterol and hardening your arteries can also shorten your penis. That´s according to Dr. J. Francois Eid, Director of the Male Sexual Function Unit of New York Presbyterian Hospital. Blood supply is reduced when your arteries become lined with cholesterol. And your penis needs fast-moving blood flow to become erect. Says Dr. Eid, [Overweight] men carry their weight at their abdomen, and this shortens the shaft...for every 35 pounds of weight loss, there is an apparent increase in penile length of 1 inch. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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DUMB FUCKS! (0 replies) started by jamis100 (01.27.2001 8:48:50 PM EST) Losing the weight doesn't make your dick longer then what it is naturally, being fat makes it shorter then what it NATURALLY should be! Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

Doctor Doctor (0 replies) started by randj (01.27.2001 5:33:02 PM EST) So I wonder how Dr Eid got his "hands" on this story??????? hhmmmmm Wally

Hmm... (0 replies) started by JoshuaP23 (01.27.2001 3:37:00 PM EST) so, if this is true, than I think that Jared guy from the subway commercial should be a pornstar, because he must be one wicked weapon after losing 250 pounds!

searly69 (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.06.2000 9:02:52 AM EST) Because they have been fat arses for soooo long and they lose some weight they get some confidence, then they think anything is possible, even if it is growin one single inch on their dicks which would double the size

It's true! (0 replies) started by 1nonly (10.06.2000 0:52:55 AM EST) I knew this guy who had a big stomach and a little weenie, but when he lost weight it got bigger! I know because I had a handle on the situation....

bullshit!! (0 replies) started by bugdive (10.05.2000 7:22:07 PM EST) all that means,is as these fat bastards loose thier gut they can finally see the 1in. dick they had in the first place. bugdiver

Tit for Tat (0 replies) started by firmassets (10.03.2000 10:09:17 PM EST) Nice for the length, except your cock loses 1 inch of girth.

short (0 replies) started by martysha (10.03.2000 8:57:37 PM EST) they never seen me

Let me get this right, (0 replies) started by willi (10.03.2000 8:55:29 PM EST) the less meat I eat, the more meat I beat? The less I eat of bacon, the more for makin' bacon? If I choose to eat a hot dog, I won't have a hot dog at all? 'Tis better to be hung like a herbivore than shrunk like a carnivore.

sweeeeeet (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.03.2000 6:09:46 PM EST) hell yeah! There IS hope for me!

Big Man (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.03.2000 2:49:07 PM EST) Do I make you horny, baby, yeah!

hmm... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.03.2000 1:00:46 PM EST) dang, I guess I can't lose wieght... poor girl would die if she tried sitting on me...

Now, somebody.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (10.03.2000 10:37:55 AM EST) ....please explain Ron Jermey to me. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

New reason to lose weight... (2 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.03.2000 1:28:49 AM EST) lol..hey, we need something to get rid of fat chicks...lmao ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG staring at the world and wondering why...

Hey fatass... (0 replies) started by mizike (10.03.2000 1:11:04 AM EST) Now all you fat asses have something else going besides that tub of lard on your bones.....a small member!!! I think I'm gonna puke...

so if (0 replies)   started by donut38 (10.03.2000 0:09:07 AM EST) a person had say 210 lbs to lose that would add say 6 inches to the 9 he already had hmmm sounds like one of those deals where if it sounds too good to be true??????

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