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(30,000 feet above) ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Denise Laverne Brown, 39, of New York City, was sick, tired and drunk and she wasn´t going to take it any more. During a flight from New York to Phoenix she became irate and refused to obey the orders of the flight personnel. Before anyone could stop her Denise had battled her way into the cockpit and attacked the co-pilot at the controls. An airline spokeswoman declined to say what triggered the incident. Suffice it to say, when a drunk New Yorker wants to get off a plane, she gets off the plane.
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Kick her fucking ass
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Embryo
(10.18.2000 9:07:04 AM EST)
If the dumb bitch wanted to get off the plane the flight crew should have granted her request. If I were the pilot I would have grabbed the stupid useless bitch right by the cunt hairs and kicked her fucking ass into the cargo hold.
It amazes me that assholes like this are allowed out in the general public.
crazy bitch
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daveminster
(09.25.2000 11:35:59 PM EST)
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