"There is no second-rate children in Arizona. There's no second-rate children in America."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at Salmon for Governor and Renzi for Congress Fund-raiser," Sept. 27, 2002
"How could anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty six different kinds of cheese?" Charles DeGaulle
#171 The most sensetive parts of the body are the mouth and the fingertips.
Yo Mama ...
has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Q. What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job? A. Foreign Ambassador.
SYDNEY, Australia - We have heard of cabin fever, but this takes the cake. Airline passenger Henry Smithton was on a plane from Sydney to Tokyo. The bizarre thing is that he was drunk and thought he was on a bus. So disturbed because he could not get off at the next stop, Smithton had to be restrained from tugging on the cabin door at the altitude of 26,000 feet. He was arrested by airport authorities in Tokyo upon landing.
(07.07.2000 9:00:50 AM EST)
This happened to me on Air Force 2 except I had nothing to drink.
(07.07.2000 8:44:50 AM EST)
thats all i got to say about that.
(07.07.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)
he must have been really really drunk.....
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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