"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." Kaiser Wilhelm
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Yo Mama ...
is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
SYDNEY, Australia - We have heard of cabin fever, but this takes the cake. Airline passenger Henry Smithton was on a plane from Sydney to Tokyo. The bizarre thing is that he was drunk and thought he was on a bus. So disturbed because he could not get off at the next stop, Smithton had to be restrained from tugging on the cabin door at the altitude of 26,000 feet. He was arrested by airport authorities in Tokyo upon landing.
(07.07.2000 9:00:50 AM EST)
This happened to me on Air Force 2 except I had nothing to drink.
(07.07.2000 8:44:50 AM EST)
thats all i got to say about that.
(07.07.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)
he must have been really really drunk.....
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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