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SYDNEY, Australia - We have heard of cabin fever, but this takes the cake. Airline passenger Henry Smithton was on a plane from Sydney to Tokyo. The bizarre thing is that he was drunk and thought he was on a bus. So disturbed because he could not get off at the next stop, Smithton had to be restrained from tugging on the cabin door at the altitude of 26,000 feet. He was arrested by airport authorities in Tokyo upon landing.
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Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
No, I've had enough, thank you.
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garbagetime
(07.07.2000 4:25:06 PM EST)
"Bus? Airplane? Bus? Airplane?"
Too bad he couldn't open the door. Then he could've won a Darwin.
fuck him
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started by
john78
(07.07.2000 1:31:00 PM EST)
More booze for me!!
AlphaGore
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AlphaGore
(07.07.2000 9:00:50 AM EST)
This happened to me on Air Force 2 except I had nothing to drink.
dumbass
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started by
bat
(07.07.2000 8:44:50 AM EST)
thats all i got to say about that.
ummm
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started by
Albatros
(07.07.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)
he must have been really really drunk.....
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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