"I had the honor of calling Dale Earnhardt, Jr., after the race, to congratulate him. I said, there's nothing wrong with a fellow following in his father's footsteps."Bush, on Feb. 16, the day after watching racecar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. win the Daytona 500. (Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in a crash on the last lap of the Daytona 500 in 2001.)
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them." George Bush
#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
SYDNEY, Australia - We have heard of cabin fever, but this takes the cake. Airline passenger Henry Smithton was on a plane from Sydney to Tokyo. The bizarre thing is that he was drunk and thought he was on a bus. So disturbed because he could not get off at the next stop, Smithton had to be restrained from tugging on the cabin door at the altitude of 26,000 feet. He was arrested by airport authorities in Tokyo upon landing.
(07.07.2000 9:00:50 AM EST)
This happened to me on Air Force 2 except I had nothing to drink.
(07.07.2000 8:44:50 AM EST)
thats all i got to say about that.
(07.07.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)
he must have been really really drunk.....
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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