"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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SYDNEY, Australia - We have heard of cabin fever, but this takes the cake. Airline passenger Henry Smithton was on a plane from Sydney to Tokyo. The bizarre thing is that he was drunk and thought he was on a bus. So disturbed because he could not get off at the next stop, Smithton had to be restrained from tugging on the cabin door at the altitude of 26,000 feet. He was arrested by airport authorities in Tokyo upon landing.
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No, I've had enough, thank you.
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garbagetime
(07.07.2000 4:25:06 PM EST)
"Bus? Airplane? Bus? Airplane?"
Too bad he couldn't open the door. Then he could've won a Darwin.
fuck him
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john78
(07.07.2000 1:31:00 PM EST)
More booze for me!!
AlphaGore
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AlphaGore
(07.07.2000 9:00:50 AM EST)
This happened to me on Air Force 2 except I had nothing to drink.
dumbass
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bat
(07.07.2000 8:44:50 AM EST)
thats all i got to say about that.
ummm
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Albatros
(07.07.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)
he must have been really really drunk.....
They're out there...Go get em! Go on boy. Fetch!
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