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Duct Tape Keeps Wife Faithful

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/27/2000
 
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PHOENIX, AZ - There´s a long standing saw that says, If you can´t fix it, Duct Tape it. But one Phoenix resident took this axiom too literally when he employed a roll of the tape to bind his wife to her legal obligations. To ensure his wife showed up for her court date, Robert Horton bound her arms, legs and mouth with duct tape and drove her to Maricopa County Superior Court in Phoenix. He dropped her off at the security officer´s desk in a very matter-of-fact manner. Wife Belinda was arrested several days prior for aggravated assault and resisting arrest, but was unwilling to talk this time even after the tape was removed. Authorities are still considering whether to bring charges against Robert.


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this happened in pheonix? (0 replies)
started by razor696
(04.29.2002 8:28:26 PM EST)

isn't that somewhere in Germany? LMMFAO

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started by krytical13
(04.27.2001 9:53:15 AM EST)

It only says Pheonix three times in the story.

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started by turtle99
(09.27.2000 10:06:34 AM EST)

I bet this happend in the south

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