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Elephant refuses to let go of main squeeze

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/10/2001
 
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GUWAHATI, India - Elephants are said not to forget, and evidently are not much for letting things go either. According to police in northeast India, a wild elephant pulled a man down from a tree, trampled him to death and has refused to part with the corpse for two weeks. The man climbed the tree to escape a herd of wild elephants ram-paging through his village about 80 miles from Guwahati, the largest city in Assam. One elephant grabbed the man,

pulled him to the ground and broke his legs. It then trampled him and took the body along with him. It has not been determined as to how authorities plan to get the corpse away from the protective pachyderm.


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started by willi
(09.12.2001 5:35:48 PM EST)

cause that elephant is going to be toting around a Raggedy 'M'ann doll!

"We are hot on the trail and successfully recovering his body one piece at a time."

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started by nakedcanuck
(09.10.2001 5:46:17 PM EST)


Great. A pachyderm with security issues.

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