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Emergency Landing On Truck Complete Surprise to Pilot

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/06/2000
 
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CHILOQUIN, Oregon - Howard Hamer, 63, had just taken off from the airport in the desert town of Chiloquin when his single-engine plane lost power. He decided to attempt an emergency landing northbound on U.S. 97 when a flatbed truck pulled up underneath him. The plane´s propeller snagged on the sleeper of the truck while the tail crashed down onto the empty trailer bed. If the plane had actually landed in traffic a serious injury would have surely resulted. As it turned out, no one was hurt, and neither the truck driver nor Hamer was aware the other was even there until the impact.

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started by abcdefgh
(09.07.2000 11:37:13 PM EST)

First of all, there was no way the plane could have crashed on the truck without damage. It would be possible to land on the flatbed without damage, but because the propeller crashed through the sleeper, there must have been damage. You have to read the story, nakedcanuck and not assume that there was no damage. Because of this incident, there will be an investigation by the NTSB, and the plane will need very expensive inspections and repairs. Secondly, not seeing the truck is absolutely true, because of the engine in front of the pilot. I myself have flown single-engine planes, and you can not see something at that angle. There is actually a situation all pilots are warned about where a high-winged plane is below a low-winged plane, and neither sees each other until it is too late. This story is very plausible, and I personally believe what has been said.

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(09.06.2000 10:50:34 AM EST)

Only James would have landed the plane without a scratch.

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