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Ethiopian Man Arrested For Healing Powers That Suck

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/07/2001
 
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ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia - Never underestimate the powers that be or the powers that wannabe. A healer in Ethiopian was arrested after proclaiming that he had the power to cure any ailment of a women by sucking their breasts. The convincing man persuaded three women to pay to have the therapy and even convinced one husband to let him lick his belly.

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belly tit sucker (0 replies)
started by btanie
(04.22.2001 7:10:03 AM EST)

belly, belly good belly and tit sucker

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

pathetic (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.11.2001 1:28:39 AM EST)

that was the most pathetic excuse of a news piece that i've ever read. just goes to show that there r pretty stupid people out there. are you one of them?

OXbrain Knows..... (0 replies)
started by DRyan2902
(03.10.2001 4:42:10 PM EST)

to all who read these comments,
Oxbrain knows about the secret of life and health.
But, Oxbrain ?
Would you also help pass the word about how the special potion kills fat cells, cellulite, prevents unwanted hair growth and makes periods easier to bear ?

Have a More Better Gooder Finer Day !

what!!!! (0 replies)
started by sirac060
(03.08.2001 5:07:31 PM EST)

who would want to suck on saggy spear chucker titties? I guess another spear chucker.

TR54

Those Racist Police! (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.07.2001 9:03:51 AM EST)

I bet the police arrested this healer only because he's black.

OK (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.07.2001 4:51:14 AM EST)

The tit sucking part I can understand, but licking a husband's belly??????


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I HAVE POWERS!!!! (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(03.07.2001 3:01:47 AM EST)

I have a special potion that can cure any ailment. It is available to women only. Just remove my pants and start sucking and you'll get a free sample of the powerful medicine, just take three times a day for two weeks and your cured.

I'f your not cured then you obviously weren't sucking hard enough.

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

Alrighty Then! (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.07.2001 0:08:04 AM EST)

No intelligent person would fall for that!

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