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Exorcism For Prison Inmate

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/26/2000
 
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FORT WORTH - Convinced that he was possessed by demons, a Tarrant County inmate was exorcised by the volunteer chaplain. The 38-year-convict was charged with sexually assaulting a child, and requested the ritual to be performed to rid him of evil spirits. The actual exorcism, complete with chanting, was stopped when it became loud and potentially disruptive to the security of the facility. The chaplain was asked to leave, and his permit was taken away, but he insisted that it was simply an individual religious service.


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