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DEMING, N.M. - This culinary curiosity made a lot radio talk shows, so you may have already heard the story, but I just couldn´t resist sneaking it into this week´s issue. It seems Sadie Emerson of New Mexico recently lost her Vietnamese potbellied pig. The miniature porker named Tiny Boo was a cherished family pet and Sadie and her 3-year-old son began searching the neighborhood for it. Much to their horror they found Tiny Boo was the guest of honor at a barbecue their neighbors were having down the street. The mobile home owner told sheriff´s deputies he shot the pig with a rifle after the animal tried to attack him. He has been accused of cruelty to animals and will appear in court.
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What the hell is cruel about that?!?!
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BriRedfern
(05.04.2001 2:30:28 PM EST)
1) Find a pig.
2) Kill the pig.
3) Cook the pig.
4) Eat the pig in the company of friends and relatives.
The only problem I can see with this is if the guy was Jewish, in which case God will be handing out a suitable punishment on judgement day anyhow....
"I don't dig on swine...."
I smell like a hippy in this outfit......
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