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"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
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#144 Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.
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Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highway.
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 Feuding Cat and Dog Call Police on Phone | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/03/2002 | | |  |
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MONTANA - When police received a call from a disabled person´s home on Christmas Day, they rushed to the site to make sure the owner was in fair condition. The owners, however, weren´t even home. What police was a cat and dog fighting. They concluded that the pets must have called 911. Police spokesperson Mike Klem Kalispell explained, We assume the dog chased the cat, and somehow the phone got knocked over, and the speed dial called 911. We had a history from that residence for sending ambulances. Not one to hold a grudge, Klem jokingly added that they would not be taking the animals into custody. It´s Christmas, and we don´t want the animal rights activists getting all over us on that one, he said.
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they should have shot them .... avoids all the fuss ! 
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