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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold."
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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
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 Feuding Cat and Dog Call Police on Phone | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/03/2002 | | |  |
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MONTANA - When police received a call from a disabled person´s home on Christmas Day, they rushed to the site to make sure the owner was in fair condition. The owners, however, weren´t even home. What police was a cat and dog fighting. They concluded that the pets must have called 911. Police spokesperson Mike Klem Kalispell explained, We assume the dog chased the cat, and somehow the phone got knocked over, and the speed dial called 911. We had a history from that residence for sending ambulances. Not one to hold a grudge, Klem jokingly added that they would not be taking the animals into custody. It´s Christmas, and we don´t want the animal rights activists getting all over us on that one, he said.
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If the dog and cat were actually fighting, wouldn't the cat have been ripped into several thousand pieces by the time the cops got there? Couldn't have been a real dog. 
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