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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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"There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
— Dick Cavett (mocking the TV-violence debate)
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes?
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 Firefighters Get Baked While Attending to Fire Alarm | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 12/29/2000 | | |  |
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BOSTON, Massachusetts - The purple haze coming from an apartment building inBoston was not from a fire, but from the 52 pounds of marijuana that was being housed inside the complex. According to police reports, a fire alarm on the fourth floor of the apartment building was triggered by the overwhelmingly sweet scent of the marijuana. Firefighters reportedly contacted police, and they in turn obtained a warrant to search the apartment. By the time they were done, police had confiscated the pot, almost $400,000 in cash that had been left out in the open, and four guns and ammunition.
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Red Eyes
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troy
(01.01.2001 9:50:40 PM EST)
That is a fucking cry-n-shame! The stupid bastards deserve to lose all their shit! Sure wish I could have been there first!!!Dick Head
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the fuck
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started by
kaydon
(01.01.2001 9:03:47 PM EST)
who would just leave that shit out?explosif
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Thats Sad
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cowjazz
(12.31.2000 1:53:07 PM EST)
I always hate to hear stories about cops ending up with lots of cash and guns. The world is better off if the cops are broke and unarmed.
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that's sad....
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started by
stnrken
(12.30.2000 1:23:33 AM EST)
if i ever had that much weed, hell when i have any weed, i sure as shit would take a hell of a lot better care of it than those dumb asses420 24 7
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probando
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.29.2000 9:09:36 PM EST)
prueba
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Poor Guys
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started by
MetalChick
(12.29.2000 11:28:51 AM EST)
Those poor fools!! If all my weed was confiscated, I would go crazy. But I do hide mine better.
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I don't smoke
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thelizard
(12.29.2000 8:29:47 AM EST)
I don't smoke ganja anymore, but when I did I took care with my shit. Stupid fucks.....Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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poor bud
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jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:15:41 AM EST)
hit...enter....twice....m been....cryyyyyyying..WAA
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*sniff*
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started by
jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:14:24 AM EST)
Can't.....type....crying.
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*sniff*
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started by
jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:09:14 AM EST)
Can't.....type....crying.
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Waaaaah?
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calihankl
(12.29.2000 2:24:33 AM EST)
I did'nt get it....now how about three more cup o' noodles and pass the peacepipe."I know...but at least I'm not a million"
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The Basset Horn, a kind of alto clarinet, was named after its inventor -- a man named Horn. "Basset" is from "Basetto," or "little bass" in Italian.
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