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Flatulent Officer Busted for Breaking Code of Silence
LONDON - A British Officer is getting charged with assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly breaking wind during a drug raid and failing to apologize. A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that the Department of Professional Standards was investigating a charge that an officer broke wind in the complainants´ hallway during a drug raid but did not apologize to the homeowners. The homeowners complained because they felt that the officers actions were rude and unprofessional. Police did not confirm what discipline the officer might receive if found guilty of breaking wind.
When you have no Fourth Amendment to protect you from unreasonable searches, I guess you have to have SOMETHING to bitch about.
"They kicked down my door in the middle of the night!"
"That's okay; they can do that!"
"They trashed my house!"
"That's okay; they can do that, too."
"He farted in my hallway!"
"Oh, my god! Now, that's something completely different. We can't let him get away with THAT!"
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
The ones who deserve the apology are the...
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started by
willi
(06.13.2001 2:06:04 PM EST)
drug-sniffing dogs.
Canine officer Sparky declares:
"I may not have smelled drugs but there was something definitely deceased up his ass. Boy's, we got ourselves a homicide."
Farter knows best.
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started by
cheeseball
(06.13.2001 9:29:33 AM EST)
The officer should be charged with: B(w)& E, Breaking (wind) and Entering.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
those wacky Brits! hehe
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started by
fixxxerny
(06.13.2001 7:35:54 AM EST)
Reminds me of Austin Powers 1
Alotta Fagina: How dare you pass wind before me!
Austin: Oh, I didn't know it was yoru turn!
fixxxerny
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i miss the comfort in being sad
FUNNY, and I'm FIRST
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started by
TheKoof
(06.13.2001 1:18:50 AM EST)
Good Lord, the officer is going to be charged for breaking wind, Think they should charge him the cost for price of Gas-X Embino. And he should take Gas-X everytime he goes on duty.
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