Football Sized Tumor Removed From Man's Face
By: BizarreNews	Published: 09/14/2000
MIAMI, Florida - Doctors at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Hospital spent 10 1/2 hours removing the 18-inch tumor from a 37-year-old Haitian peasant farmer. Dieuvius Morancy told doctors he had been living with the football-sized tumor protruding from his face for two or three years. According to doctors, the benign tumor, called an ameloblas-toma, probably began growing 20 years ago and originated from the same cells that ordinarily form teeth. Morancy met with doctors from Atlanta that were visiting Haiti on a medical mission earlier this year. They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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uh, maybe a typo msbzdragn! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.21.2000 4:19:57 PM EST) I'm it's supposed to say "They feared that he may die WITHOUT treatment..." Hey, by the way, what's that thing hanging off your face?

WTF? Don't trust a doctor from Atlanta! (0 replies) started by msbzdragn (09.21.2000 0:21:10 AM EST) "They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery." Nice quote. Sounds like a caring doctor there - 'Hey, he'll die if we treat him! Let's do it!' :p squid

Mmm...hungry? (0 replies) started by ScottinMemphis (09.20.2000 1:36:41 PM EST) I was actually at the hospital when they removed it. Scientists later identified it as his missing testacle. What the hell is this??

THIS IS STUPID (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.17.2000 11:59:26 AM EST) THIS IS STUPID...WOULDNT YOU NOTICE

Procrastination (0 replies) started by ajcrambes (09.15.2000 3:39:36 PM EST) If I had something protruding from my face it wouldn't be there very long. It wouldn't matter how poor I was

DO YOU (0 replies) started by hardball (09.15.2000 11:14:43 AM EST) Do ya think they called him bigface I know I would Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

It seems more like... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.15.2000 10:27:51 AM EST) The story should be "37-year-old man removed from tumor". Doctors are baffled on how a man started growing on the side of the football-size tumor. The tumor had no comment.

I had 2 (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.14.2000 6:02:04 PM EST) I had 2 that size in my ovaries and didnt know it!!!! and I was in a size 5-6 clothing !! i can't imagine one on my face, he had to of known it was there why did he wait so long??///mine grew that size in about 10 months from last check up and I have pictures!!! before and after. wanna see?

HELLOO (0 replies) started by memnoch (09.14.2000 2:28:17 PM EST) PICTURES?

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THE CAUSE (0 replies) started by dkotler (09.14.2000 10:37:03 AM EST) He probably got it from smokin' too many donkey dicks.

I know of.... (0 replies) started by itsdaveman (09.14.2000 3:31:37 AM EST) a lady in Los Angeles who could probably fit that "football" size thingy in her.............without preparation.

What gets me is...... (0 replies) started by burlingtony (09.14.2000 2:21:28 AM EST) his treatment was probably free....but Americans have to pay through the nose, for health insurance and co-payments. Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Wrong headline... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.14.2000 0:54:16 AM EST) Should be, "Malignant peasant removed from tumor." Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

throw it on the grill (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.14.2000 0:35:19 AM EST) and we'll have a cookout...man, I worked in my uncle's vet office a few years ago, and this one dog had a tumor the size of a cantalope, it was huge, and the thing was it would come back every time, and the dog had surgery fairly regularly...it was just something that the cancer couldn't be gotten rid of...it was a big stinky bloody mess too, I bet you all wish I had a picture of it Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

Sucks (0 replies)   started by TheLitt (09.14.2000 0:22:51 AM EST) Dude that sucks

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