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"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if theycan help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask mewhat size I need, and I say, ' Extra medium.'" Steven Wright, Comedian
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#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
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so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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 Football Sized Tumor Removed From Man's Face | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 09/14/2000 | | |  |
| MIAMI, Florida - Doctors at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Hospital spent 10 1/2 hours removing the 18-inch tumor from a 37-year-old Haitian peasant farmer. Dieuvius Morancy told doctors he had been living with the football-sized tumor protruding from his face for two or three years. According to doctors, the benign tumor, called an ameloblas-toma, probably began growing 20 years ago and originated from the same cells that ordinarily form teeth. Morancy met with doctors from Atlanta that were visiting Haiti on a medical mission earlier this year. They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery.
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uh, maybe a typo msbzdragn!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 4:19:57 PM EST)
I'm it's supposed to say "They feared that he may die WITHOUT treatment..."
Hey, by the way, what's that thing hanging off your face?
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WTF? Don't trust a doctor from Atlanta!
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msbzdragn
(09.21.2000 0:21:10 AM EST)
"They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery."
Nice quote. Sounds like a caring doctor there - 'Hey, he'll die if we treat him! Let's do it!' :psquid
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Mmm...hungry?
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ScottinMemphis
(09.20.2000 1:36:41 PM EST)
I was actually at the hospital when they removed it. Scientists later identified it as his missing testacle.What the hell is this??
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THIS IS STUPID
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.17.2000 11:59:26 AM EST)
THIS IS STUPID...WOULDNT YOU NOTICE
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Procrastination
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ajcrambes
(09.15.2000 3:39:36 PM EST)
If I had something protruding from my face it wouldn't be there very long. It wouldn't matter how poor I was
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DO YOU
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hardball
(09.15.2000 11:14:43 AM EST)
Do ya think they called him bigface
I know I wouldGun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
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It seems more like...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.15.2000 10:27:51 AM EST)
The story should be "37-year-old man removed from tumor". Doctors are baffled on how a man started growing on the side of the football-size tumor. The tumor had no comment.
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I had 2
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.14.2000 6:02:04 PM EST)
I had 2 that size in my ovaries and didnt know it!!!! and I was in a size 5-6 clothing !! i can't imagine one on my face, he had to of known it was there why did he wait so long??///mine grew that size in about 10 months from last check up and I have pictures!!! before and after. wanna see?
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HELLOO
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memnoch
(09.14.2000 2:28:17 PM EST)
PICTURES?
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24! 32! Hut! Hut!
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NakedCanuck
(09.14.2000 10:45:34 AM EST)
Go for the loooooong bomb!The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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THE CAUSE
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dkotler
(09.14.2000 10:37:03 AM EST)
He probably got it from smokin' too many donkey dicks.
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I know of....
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itsdaveman
(09.14.2000 3:31:37 AM EST)
a lady in Los Angeles who could probably fit that "football" size thingy in her.............without preparation.
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What gets me is......
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burlingtony
(09.14.2000 2:21:28 AM EST)
his treatment was probably free....but Americans have to pay through the nose, for health insurance and co-payments.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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throw it on the grill
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SuicideKing
(09.14.2000 0:35:19 AM EST)
and we'll have a cookout...man, I worked in my uncle's vet office a few years ago, and this one dog had a tumor the size of a cantalope, it was huge, and the thing was it would come back every time, and the dog had surgery fairly regularly...it was just something that the cancer couldn't be gotten rid of...it was a big stinky bloody mess too, I bet you all wish I had a picture of it
Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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