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MIAMI, Florida - Doctors at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Hospital spent 10 1/2 hours removing the 18-inch tumor from a 37-year-old Haitian peasant farmer. Dieuvius Morancy told doctors he had been living with the football-sized tumor protruding from his face for two or three years. According to doctors, the benign tumor, called an ameloblas-toma, probably began growing 20 years ago and originated from the same cells that ordinarily form teeth. Morancy met with doctors from Atlanta that were visiting Haiti on a medical mission earlier this year. They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery.
I had 2 that size in my ovaries and didnt know it!!!! and I was in a size 5-6 clothing !! i can't imagine one on my face, he had to of known it was there why did he wait so long??///mine grew that size in about 10 months from last check up and I have pictures!!! before and after. wanna see?
I had 2 started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.14.2000 6:02:04 PM EST)
I had 2 that size in my ovaries and didnt know it!!!! and I was in a size 5-6 clothing !! i can't imagine one on my face, he had to of known it was there why did he wait so long??///mine grew that size in about 10 months from last check up and I have pictures!!! before and after. wanna see?
pictures?! by
Ecwild1
(09.16.2000 6:50:26 PM EST)
whoa! you have pictures of them? of the actual tumors? or your body before and after they were removed? were they cancerous, or benign?
Erin
Yeah, Show Me... by
ELove
(09.19.2000 9:12:28 AM EST)
I just love to see this kind of stuff. Takes me back to my early days of Med school.
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