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MIAMI, Florida - Doctors at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Hospital spent 10 1/2 hours removing the 18-inch tumor from a 37-year-old Haitian peasant farmer. Dieuvius Morancy told doctors he had been living with the football-sized tumor protruding from his face for two or three years. According to doctors, the benign tumor, called an ameloblas-toma, probably began growing 20 years ago and originated from the same cells that ordinarily form teeth. Morancy met with doctors from Atlanta that were visiting Haiti on a medical mission earlier this year. They feared that he may die with treatment and immediately arranged for medical visits and surgery.
The story should be "37-year-old man removed from tumor". Doctors are baffled on how a man started growing on the side of the football-size tumor. The tumor had no comment.
It seems more like... started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.15.2000 10:27:51 AM EST)
The story should be "37-year-old man removed from tumor". Doctors are baffled on how a man started growing on the side of the football-size tumor. The tumor had no comment.
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