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Two criminals in France decided to break into a bank from a neighboring building. After hours of drilling through the wall to reach the banks vault, they finally broke through. However, when entered the room instead of the vault, they were standing in the middle of the restroom.
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willi
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I think I'm going to make a deposit!
Anyway you look at it, I hauled a hefty load.
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