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LONDON - Britain´s Meteorological Office said it was a freak phenomenon probably caused by a small tornado out to sea, but the people of the fishing port of Great Yarmouth were nonetheless surprised earlier this week with a shower of fresh sprats. Retired ambulance driver Fred Hodgkins said: I thought at first I might have had something wrong with my eyes. The whole of my back yard seemed to be covered in little slivers of silver. A Meteorological Office spokesman said a waterspout could have sucked up sea water and fish and dumped it over land.
On ya chin, beeyotch! Anyways, I hate when fish are in my backyard, and I have to run around and stomp on them all while singing in tongues to the lord of the north gate of hell
First. Deeznutz started by
SuicideKing
(08.25.2000 0:08:44 AM EST)
On ya chin, beeyotch! Anyways, I hate when fish are in my backyard, and I have to run around and stomp on them all while singing in tongues to the lord of the north gate of hell
freaking looser by
TBONE451
(08.25.2000 9:57:28 AM EST)
YOU are a LOOSER! Get a life
with your gate of hell crap!!
Get out of the house and make some friends.
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