Funeral Director Gets Live One In The Sack
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/16/2001
ASHLAND, Massachusetts - When emergency technicians found the the body of a 39 year-old woman slumped in a bathtub next to an empty bottle of sleeping pills, they assumed she was dead. So did funeral director John Matarese to whom the apparent corpse was delivered in a body bag. He revised his assessment when he heard gurgling noises coming from the bag. It scared me half to death, he said. The girl was alive. Police and emergency technicians were unable to detect any signs of life when they found the woman three and a half hours earlier. She apparently overdosed on pills, police said. The state Department of Public Health is investigating to determine whether emergency workers acted properly. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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can any budy help (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.21.2001 7:22:30 PM EST) my doctor says i need a transplant. any body willing to give me a piece of your personal areas.will be greatfull.

Incompetent paramedics! (0 replies) started by Doctorjed (02.21.2001 2:55:52 PM EST) If you are a paramedic and you can't tell if someone is alive or dead, please for the sake of the rest of the world quit your job and find something where you don't have to send live people to the morgue. The Doctor is in

this is true!! (0 replies) started by lapiazza (02.21.2001 12:29:37 PM EST) I saw this story on t.v. I think it was extra or something this story is actually true!

time to leave (0 replies) started by jakefm (02.21.2001 9:01:26 AM EST) when you hear someone on a body bag wakes up thats when you leave the funeral work and find a new job I live in MA and remeber seeing this story on the news

i knew that bitch (0 replies) started by mtbeer (02.19.2001 8:11:14 PM EST) that chick never could do anything right where the hell are my pants dammit!

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wow (0 replies) started by 127122132 (02.17.2001 2:17:30 PM EST) shes lucky he didnt have sex with her lee lov

sup (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.17.2001 11:49:58 AM EST) I heard this story on the radio when it first broke... pretty scary..

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oh good (0 replies) started by spankboy (02.16.2001 11:29:16 AM EST) I thought this was going to be a necrophiliac story. An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

Saw this (0 replies) started by thelizard (02.16.2001 8:59:37 AM EST) Saw this story on Dateline.... Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

I feel happy... (0 replies) started by cheeseball (02.16.2001 4:26:51 AM EST) ... I want to go for a walk... What a way to wake up, in a body bag. That's gotta suck, like a Hoover with a crevice attachment.

I'm not dead yet... (2 replies) started by OliverClozoff (02.16.2001 2:33:05 AM EST) ...I'm getting better... President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Mmmmmmmmm (1 reply)   started by panthersrevenge (02.16.2001 0:59:27 AM EST) this feels weird being first but I am and you suck.......LOL

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