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Funeral Director Gets Live One In The Sack

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/16/2001
 
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ASHLAND, Massachusetts - When emergency technicians found the the body of a 39

year-old woman slumped in a bathtub next to an empty

bottle of sleeping pills, they assumed she was dead.

So did funeral director John Matarese to whom the

apparent corpse was delivered in a body bag. He

revised his assessment when he heard gurgling noises

coming from the bag. It scared me half to death, he

said. The girl was alive. Police and emergency

technicians were unable to detect any signs of life

when they found the woman three and a half hours

earlier. She apparently overdosed on pills, police

said. The state Department of Public Health is

investigating to determine whether emergency workers

acted properly.

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