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Gambler Receives Low Blow for Assaulting Himself

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/25/2000
 
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TURTLE LAKE, Wisconsin - Most people may beat themselves verbally after losing

all of their money in a gambling casino. However, John

Robert Broos took it to the extreme when he roughed himself up in the parking lot, then called police to report that he was robbed. The 57-year-old Minnesota man had the bumps and bruises to prove the alleged attack, however, didn´t have the proper vision to see that he was being video-taped the whole time. Broos was arrested and now faces charges of misdemeanor obstruction. Now the real kick in the head is that in addition to the money he lost at the casino, Broos may have to pay $10,000 in fines and could serve up to nine months in jail.

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hmmm (0 replies)
started by mphunter2
(12.28.2000 9:46:18 PM EST)

I guess He was stuck on stupid!

hmmm (0 replies)
started by mphunter2
(12.28.2000 9:41:44 PM EST)

I guess He was stuck on stupid!

HMMMM (0 replies)
started by mphunter2
(12.28.2000 9:40:57 PM EST)

SEEMS LIKE HE W AS STUCK ON STUPID.

At least, (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.28.2000 12:57:56 PM EST)

At least his bookie will know where he is....

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Stupid.... (0 replies)
started by jamis100
(12.26.2000 11:56:56 PM EST)

Stupid americans....
Oh and luvly 1, Broos is his last name.

Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?

I thought the Cunuck was dumb (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.25.2000 10:19:27 PM EST)

it looks like Americans may be dumber than Canadians..

It Figures (0 replies)
started by donpeters
(12.25.2000 8:44:36 PM EST)

Yeah! Sounds like a ruse that a typical Minnesota redneck would try.

What was that!!! (0 replies)
started by silverstylz
(12.25.2000 2:13:05 PM EST)

sad sad sad

Broos? (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(12.25.2000 2:17:46 AM EST)

Is that Broos as in bruise?


Okay!

YOU CAN`T EVEN TURN AROUND (0 replies)
started by donut38
(12.25.2000 0:50:39 AM EST)

WITH OUT LOOKING INTO SOME KIND OF SURVEILANCE CAMERA NOW DAY`S THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT BIG BROTHER WATCHING ALL THE TIME IS THAT IF YOU DON`T DO ANYTHING WRONG YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI

on xmas day@#$%#@$%$#@ (0 replies)
started by assfuck
(12.25.2000 0:14:48 AM EST)

this guy, http://www.goofball.com/f thinks posts are funnier on xmas eve. i disagree. F y'all and bababooie.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

What a loser! (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(12.25.2000 0:11:21 AM EST)


When he gets to jail, maybe he can toss his own salad! Ha ha ha ha ha!



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