Germ Could Give Men A G´Day With Their Mate
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/20/2001
AUSTRALIA - Fertility experts have discovered something new on the Down Under regions of critters from Australia. Scientists are trying to find out whether a germ found in the penis of a koala bear may be used to help couples who are having difficulty having children. These germs reportedly live in a sac where the marsupial stores its penis and may cause problems that are only treatable by antibiotic treatment. If a similar germ is found in men, scientists will know more about what causes some types of infertility in humans and could be one step closer to finding a cure. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Ignoramus! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.21.2001 9:24:26 PM EST) Who said I was in America?

god, what dumbasses (5 replies) started by razor696 (05.21.2001 4:57:16 PM EST) some of you here are just stupid. leaving a 3 paragraph message just to chew someones ass because they took this in a way different than you did. well, anonymous goofball, you can just suck my dick for all i care. you need to wake the fuck up, this is america, where everyone's unique, just like everyone else, and noone takes things the same way as anyone else. so you can just shut the fuck up bitch. uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy! shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Beans (0 replies) started by caligulagjh (05.20.2001 8:39:56 PM EST) Beans.... They give me gas sometimes...... Thought I should share that!!!!!

well (0 replies) started by raindrop78 (05.20.2001 6:54:21 PM EST) yeah, cause koalas are so close to humans in their genetic makeup. calm down, it's not funny, even if the word "penis" is in it, but no need to freak out.

You idiots below just dont get it... (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.20.2001 5:18:28 PM EST) The issue is that there is some "germ" (most educated people might call it "bacteria") that is found in koala males that have infertility problems. If this same "germ" is found in human males with infertility problems, then these males can take antibiotics to get erections again. But yes, this story is intended to be humor because not only does it pertain to the "penis" but it also pertains to koala bears. Each on their own is funny, but put together it's supposed to be hillarious. It's like the old Reeses commercial -- Two guys are walking down a street: One guy is naked, the other guy is carrying a koala bear. They bump into each other at a blind corner. "Hey", the first guy says "You've got koala on my penis." The second guy says "And you've got your penis in my koala." And then they both start laughing histerically. Ok, maybe they're laughing because the premise is stupid and they realize it. This is why I prefer to remain anonymous.

What techonology comes up with today (0 replies) started by sal1981 (05.20.2001 1:30:09 PM EST) ohhh the humanity! Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

??? (0 replies) started by UNCLESLAM (05.20.2001 2:01:46 AM EST) I guess this is supposed to be funny becasue the word "penis" is in the report. Who fucking cares? This isn't funny. The only people who would laugh at it are people who never left the mentality of a second grader. Now go fuck yourself.

FIRST (0 replies)   started by Someone1805 (05.20.2001 0:31:43 AM EST) MWAHAHAHHA i never read BUT I STILL GOT FIRST, now to go and read it :)... that's what i want, a germ from a koala's penis to help me have a baby... sounds fun

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