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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/08/2000
 
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EAST PEORIA, Ill. - Next time maybe these guys will remember to fill up the getaway car when they go on a crime spree. According to Police Detective Pete Fisher, Ricky Boice, 24, and Steven Gosnell, 42, were caught Wednesday morning after their getaway was foiled by an empty fuel tank. The irony is that they ran out of gas about half a mile away from a gas station they had just robbed. The men walked a half-mile to another station and bought gas to refill the tank. Police said they nabbed the suspects when they returned to the stranded getaway car.

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OXFORD scholars (0 replies)
started by Embryo
(10.16.2000 11:28:07 PM EST)

How the fuck can anyone be so stupid? Einstein and his partner don't have the collective IQ of a gnat. Jeez, it makes you wonder how they could have survived this long without getting killed. Of course in the good old USA anything is possible when it comes to trailer park trash.

idiots (0 replies)
started by kingofallmedia420
(10.11.2000 11:26:30 PM EST)

that's why we kicked their asses in 1776

Legalize, Don't Criminalize

smart (0 replies)
started by uncleslam
(10.09.2000 0:52:35 AM EST)

iq must have been up there.

Those guys... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(10.08.2000 6:29:51 PM EST)

should run for president.

I think I'm gonna puke...

Once again (0 replies)
started by punanimuncher
(10.08.2000 11:08:35 AM EST)

Once again another yank highlights my point that you are all thick.

Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

o my god (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.08.2000 10:54:47 AM EST)

that was my cousin

wow, good criminal instincts....real good (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.08.2000 1:54:45 AM EST)

that must have been a "spur of the moment choice", otherwise they would have prepared everything unlesss they're stupid...fuck, the world these days... :P


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

UNBELEIVABLE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(10.08.2000 0:42:05 AM EST)

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO LIVE

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