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Godzilla Gets Canned

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/22/2001
 
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TOKYO - Japan´s best-known monster, Godzilla, is coming to stores soon in a convenient single-serving can. Godzilla Meat, actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef from Tokyo toy maker Takara Co., is packaged with pictures of the giant, fire-breathing monster made famous by Toho movies that started coming out in the 1950s. People can eat Godzilla and become energetic and powerful. It´s got dreams mixed in with fun, Takara spokeswoman Yoko Watanabe said. There are currently no plans to export Godzilla Meat.

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I understand (0 replies)
started by roger
(06.22.2003 2:18:21 PM EST)


Raymond Burr swore by it.

ewww... (0 replies)
started by qwerty40
(06.25.2001 8:50:58 AM EST)

Canned King Kong meat.

O for a can of Godzilla meat (0 replies)
started by nycwolfe
(06.24.2001 1:26:14 AM EST)

I love the Japanese. You'll never see King Kong meat in America. Eeew. That would be nasty though.

US RDA, where are you? (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(06.23.2001 9:03:07 AM EST)

Who eats potted meat? Beef fatty tissue on a cracker, yum yum!

Not export Godzilla Meat? (0 replies)
started by willi
(06.22.2001 9:29:01 PM EST)

I'm sure it would bring down the house in New York City!

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