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TOKYO - Japan´s best-known monster, Godzilla, is coming to stores soon in a convenient single-serving can. Godzilla Meat, actually 3.5 ounces of corned beef from Tokyo toy maker Takara Co., is packaged with pictures of the giant, fire-breathing monster made famous by Toho movies that started coming out in the 1950s. People can eat Godzilla and become energetic and powerful. It´s got dreams mixed in with fun, Takara spokeswoman Yoko Watanabe said. There are currently no plans to export Godzilla Meat.
ewww...
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qwerty40
(06.25.2001 8:50:58 AM EST)
Canned King Kong meat.
O for a can of Godzilla meat
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nycwolfe
(06.24.2001 1:26:14 AM EST)
I love the Japanese. You'll never see King Kong meat in America. Eeew. That would be nasty though.
Not export Godzilla Meat?
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willi
(06.22.2001 9:29:01 PM EST)
I'm sure it would bring down the house in New York City!
which parts
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fjackie
(06.22.2001 2:22:41 AM EST)
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